I Want To See God!

I have people coming to me and telling me that they want to see God with their own eyes.
Can we see God and is it possible to talk to Him?
The difficulty arises with people like us(chamchas) when someone comes with such a request is that of telling them that He is too busy to meet them. To fix up appointment and get His dates is highly impossible even for His dearest chamchas like us!
You gotta see His diary to understand what I am speaking.
Every person who wants audience with Him is only coming with a list of demands and unfulfilled desires. The moment someone goes to Him with that He palms them off to His secretary to direct them to the respective department head. Those who want some monetary benefits He sends them to Lakshmi or Kuber whichever is applicable. Those who go to Him with knowledge based needs He sends them to His Education department run by the able Saraswati. Its very hard on Him when someone who has no idea and ask Him some silly wants of his like will some dumb guy score in cricket?
Now why would you want to disturb Him when He has so many things to think about?
So let us set the whole concept straight as to why and how to meet Him.
First and foremost if you have some silly demands and wants or desires go to the respective demigods and ask them for that trinket or cures from some afflictions or whatever.
If it is regarding some property matters, love affairs, job opportunities, promotions, cures, illnesses, houses, gold, property and the like don't even bother to call on Him. Please approach the respective desks for your answers. Can you imagine He has appointed over 33 crore demigods for your issues and I am sure your issue can be addressed by some low level officer in Gods office. Now for the next requirement of yours. You need to get your passport stamped and visa approved by His department. Just the way you need to have some money in the bank and have to show your antecedents in money matters, house, property, address proof etc, here also you need to show your passbook of deeds and then it goes for approval of the visa. You get a fraction of a second or even a long term stay but that is something the visa dept decides. It looks at your karma book and devotional records.
Of course you will be frisked at the entrance just the way they do at the airport.
Imagine you carry a grouse and want to throw tomatoes at Him or your slippers, so they are careful what you carry with you.
Now what are the criteria for meeting the big Boss?
You gotta be dressed for the occasion and keep clean health records.
Dress code is important and you should not smell, etc. Oh, what I mean is you are not allowed to have any sensory objects or even your dirty mind with you when you go to Him.
Only starched, white crystal clean and pure clothes allowed inside.
Keep your demand to only One. That is simply-Give me the experience of the Self. Mergers allowed with the Self.
You can just experience the thrill of seeing Him also without merger.
No extensions allowed and no other demands will be entertained.
Just one glimpse is allowed and during that time you can say whatever you have to say.
Mind it, His presence actually is so overwhelming that you forget what you have come to see him for so be careful. Just hope your memory works then.
After you meet Him, they take you to brainwash chamber for removing all idea about your meeting with Him so now let me see if you are ready?

Comments

Hariharan Valady said…
Beautifully written....how you started and finished with just one demand and that too we will forget in his overwhelming presence...Good post.
March 22, 2012 at 6:21 AM
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